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Date: Monday, October 5, 2009 Time: 10:02 PM Wilson says..
eh "eyebrows are the nipples of the face" yes or no? (F)wilson. liette the dog. says: (10:04:56 PM) wtf (F)wilson. liette the dog. says: (10:04:57 PM) no (F)wilson. liette the dog. says: (10:05:05 PM) pimples are the nipples of the face |
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Date: Sunday, September 13, 2009 Time: 9:14 PM Dear brother and ah beng friends,
That said, I shall await the day you boys finally reach SOME point of maturity and realise that gaining height with blowdry-till-dead hair will NOT bring you closer to a heaven of females and that NOT all girls are as mild-tempered, sweet, spoilt and innocent as those lalas you hang around with. GROW UP. PS, failing Sejarah for your SPM trials is beyond lame. "Sejarah is so hard!" Get over it. Even your father doesn't believe you. You NEVER read. xoxo your "your sister so beautiful but attitude so bad haih" sister :) |
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Date: Saturday, September 12, 2009 Time: 12:42 AM PJ>PAVILLION>KL>PJ>SA>MVM>BANGSAR>SA |
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Date: Friday, September 11, 2009 Time: 2:09 AM HUH? WHO?
Me: *LONGblank*... urm. Who is this? Unknown caller: This is Geoffrey lah. Me: *STILLblank*.. Oh, sup? [insert party details here] Me: Btw, it's Mrs Alonso. That's why I didn't get the Torres thing. -________________________-' That was weird. LOL. |
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Date: Thursday, September 10, 2009 Time: 10:16 AM
Go saw your Porsches into half if you're having a middle-age crisis you dimwit! No one freaking looks at an old man in those sports cars anyway. Leave OUR trees alone. Your fucking pipes run downwards not sideways. Trees take DECADES to grow but your brain is probably made out of so much fart you don't care. The weather's already noticeably warmer thanks to you. *goes back to sleep* |
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Date: Wednesday, September 9, 2009 Time: 1:15 AM Lookie a Pressie from Jordy!
![]() Can you tell what it is? It's a double hump Bactrian Camel!!! Two humps wei. It also carries two sacks which I will fill with my baby 8A pencils. ^^ Awesome. The fur freaks me out though. It's too soft to be fake. |
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Date: Monday, September 7, 2009 Time: 3:46 PM Facebook people.
DON'T PUBLISH THOSE DAMNED FANCHECK RESULTS. Ugh. |